...With the Boppy (and Dad's hands) for scale.
He's working on those neck muscles. He should be able to hold his own ponderous noggin up in about 2 weeks, then the head-butting begins (Kris knows all about this). After perfecting head-butting dad (preferably in the face) we'll start working on a 2" stack of balsa wood. Then we'll slowly work our way up through pine, oak, concrete, bricks, and finally steel. Remember everyone: raising a crime-fighting superhero begins with the raising of a super baby. Right now, his only super skill is "pooping" but we're working on that.
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yes, and at about age 3 you should be sure to add punch to the groin to the list.
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